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Goobs

Bandana

for your best friend .: Material: 100% polyester.: Available in 2 sizes: 20" × 9.75" (50.8 × 24.8cm) and 27" × 13" (68.6 × 33.0cm).: One-sided print.: Sewn in label.: Pre-constructed item (size varies +/- 1"(2.5cm)).: Blank product sourced from China
$23.88
$23.88
Daddy and Baddie hatDaddy and Baddie hat
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Goobs

Daddy and Baddie hat

For the daddies and the baddies .: 100% cotton (Green Camo is 65% polyester, 35% cotton).: Closure: Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet.: Sewn-in label.: Brand sticker on the visor
$25.08
$25.08
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  • Green Camo
  • Khaki
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TASTES GOOD. HITS HARD.

A lil Goob to put the edge on

No chalky powder. Just fast, delicious energy.

Eat a goob, beat Mesmer, break a PR, and get the huzz

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SCOOPLESS ENERGY

BRAIN GAINS ONLY

YUMMY GUMMY

PREWORKOUT, BUT FUN

SCOOPLESS ENERGY

BRAIN GAINS ONLY

YUMMY GUMMY

PREWORKOUT, BUT FUN

SCOOPLESS ENERGY

BRAIN GAINS ONLY

YUMMY GUMMY

PREWORKOUT, BUT FUN

Cartoon character with pink body, blue shoes, and white gloves on a white background

The TEE

For lifters, gamers, and goobers alike. Oversized, heavyweight, and stupid comfortable. Throw it on post-workout or mid-scroll—either way, you're that guy.

The Hoodie

Built like a pump cover. Feels like a hug. Ultra-soft fleece with heavyweight vibes. Wear it to warm up, cool down, or ghost your situationship in style.

DAD HAT

For the daddies and the baddies Low profile. High impact. Curved brim for max drip. Whether you're hitting sets or skipping leg day, this hat says: “I take gummies seriously.”

2,500+ Verified Reviews!

Reddit Mods hate me for this one simple trick
Finally a preworkout for keyboard warriors!
Jayden C.
Love these lil Goobs
made me believe in leg day again
Former Hater
HELP MEEEE
Im not a review, please help me, im trapped in the computer!!
Colt P

Why GOOBS?

Instant GO Mode

Pop a Goob and feel the preworkout kick in fast. zero mess, zero prep, max energy.
Actually Tastes Good

Delicious gummies that don’t taste like chemicals. You’ll look forward to your workout for the flavor alone.
Dialed-In Focus

Formulated to boost performance, sharpen focus, and keep you locked in whether you're lifting or gaming.